9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”


If guys can whistle at me because they think I’m attractive can I throw toilet paper at them because I think they’re assholes?


anti social justice blogs are the funniest thing ive ever seen

if you go onto any of them you’ll see the admins shitting their pants over troll blogs or very obvious jokes made by people in the sj community

like how does it feel to militantly oppose an ideology that you pretty much made up



History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via owldee)

My dash did a thing and it is incredibly satisfying


My dash did a thing and it is incredibly satisfying


that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season


Real Life equivalent: the Mystery Shack

For those who don’t know, as my name implies I actually do live in Oregon. in fact i live less then an hour away from the real life equivalent of Mystery Shack. This place is known as “The House Of Mystery” in a little town called Gold Hill

On the Gravity Fall’s map of Oregon you will see in the left side is a town called Medford, well as you can see that is right there on the map.

The House of Mystery has been there for almost 80 years now. in a small town that makes my town look small, and didn’t even get marked on the upper map (i had to add it in personally.) and just like the show, no Oregonian goes there because we know its a tourist trap. But they have keeped in business this long so im happy for them.

as for where Gravity Falls in the map… there isnt much roadways to that part of Oregon, infact I don’t know of any towns in there. but its funny to note that that would make The Mystery Shack in Crook County (ha Crook, because yah…)

If you want I was thinking about makeing a day trip up there to record about the House of Mystery would you guys Like that, if so let me know in my message.

One last bit though: Mystory Shacks Address is 618, a reference to June 18, the birthday of Alex Hirsch and Ariel Hirsh. Alex who made this show and based it off him and his twin sister.

If someone called me pretty, I’d sneer and smear more glitter on my face. I didn’t want to be just pretty — I was wild, crazy and free. I talked about sex, about drinking. When men do that, it’s rock and roll, but when I did it, people assumed I was a train wreck. I played confident but still felt like an outcast.